original fortune cookies
 

if your job was to write new fortune cookies for a fortune cookie company, what would you come up with?

"On January 23, 2007, you will be diagnosed with lung cancer."

You will be bitten by bedbugs

Nothing new will happen to you today.

"So sorry: Chef didn't wash his hands."

But real ones are stranger.

http://home.nc.rr.com/rellis/fortune...s/prisoner.jpg

...and more like it.

Your house has a burgler in it.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to give your wait-person a generous tip!

Fate is the last excuse of the apathetic. Write your own destiny.

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You will soon have gastrointestinal distress.

you will soon be hungry again

"That wasn't chicken"

HARHARHARHARHARHAR!!!

hm, case, ...good ones!


to rip case's off....
"cat tastes just like chicken"

Drink a Pint of Milk a Day

me chinese, me play joke.......how was your coke?

Don't read me or you'll have bad luck forever!