May I have your attention please?
 

Thank you.

You're supposed to ding your fork against a glass, first. I'm trying to eat, here.

No. You may not. I'm saving it for my wedding night.



Awww shit I'm already married. Hmmmmm. This could be awkward.

Depends on what you are going to do with/to it.

No...go find something else to do.

Well, we all know about MY attention span (wanders off on the net somewhere and forgets ever having replied to this):3eye:

*irritated voice* WHAT!?

No.

LJ this is not one of those moments.

i'm sorry. i forgot what i was going to say.

Not to worry, we had already discounted it. ;)

When the fuck are you going to say "At ease!"

i keep forgetting that you are royalty, griff. It's a good thing you refer to yourself in the plural as a reminder.... m' lord.

:)

Just look at the registration date my lad.

Isn't that called seniority?