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lumberjim 06-12-2004 10:20 AM

Breast Implants and Eyeglasses
 
Do you see any similarities? I do, but I might be nuts, so i'd like to ask the panel.....

Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?

elSicomoro 06-12-2004 10:25 AM

Breast implants are not necessary, eyeglasses can be.

lumberjim 06-12-2004 10:25 AM

no. similarities, not differences.

elSicomoro 06-12-2004 10:28 AM

But you asked, "Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?" My sentence was essentially a "no."

As far as similarities: they usually come in pairs, they can be small or big and they can bounce around.

lumberjim 06-12-2004 10:33 AM

bounce around.....funny

ok, let me give you an inkling of my direction of thought.

as far as atracting a mate and procreating, do you see a correlation?

jaguar 06-12-2004 10:57 AM

no.

In raw evolutionary terms glasses are a sign of flaws.

Torrere 06-12-2004 11:00 AM

no.

you might do better if you talk about contacts.

SteveDallas 06-12-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
As far as similarities: they usually come in pairs, they can be small or big and they can bounce around.
Lacking experience with the former, I will ask: "Do they get steamed up when you come into a warm house in the winter?"

richlevy 06-12-2004 11:02 AM

Re: Breast Implants and Eyeglasses
 
Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
Do you see any similarities? I do, but I might be nuts, so i'd like to ask the panel.....

Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?

I asked A.L.I.C.E..


Quote:

Human: Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Ok, so she's a robot.

lumberjim 06-12-2004 11:09 AM

i have alice talking to jabberwacky at the moment. alice is much faster

SteveDallas 06-12-2004 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar
no.

In raw evolutionary terms glasses are a sign of flaws.

I'm not sure if this is as true as it once was, given the vastly higher incidence of nearsightedness among literate societies.

When I was reseaching myodisc glasses, I ran across a page devoted ot photos of girls with really really thick glasses, maintained by a guy with a fetish for same. I'd post it but I don't see it now (pardon the pun); at the time (must have been 2 or 3 years ago) it was on the 1st page of Google hits for "myodisc."

lumberjim 06-12-2004 11:18 AM

yeah, well, i was thinking that maybe a girl that gets tits for graduation has a much better chance of finding a mate of higher quality than if she had not gotten them ( physical qualities to be specific).
torrere and jag have a point about the contacts. I was more thinking about the way glasses have made it possible for people to function at higher level than if the technology was not available, thereby becoming more attractive to a potential mate.

ie, will the proliferation of breast implants have an impact on the natural selection process? i believe eyeglasses have. will fake tits?

jaguar 06-12-2004 11:24 AM

You can get good tits without the plastic surgery and are commonly both blindingly obvious and some pretty awful, I think not.

You're exchanging messages between AIs? Do you actually have a job? :P

jinx 06-12-2004 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
yeah, well, i was thinking that maybe a girl that gets tits for graduation has a much better chance of finding a mate of higher quality than if she had not gotten them ( physical qualities to be specific).
torrere and jag have a point about the contacts. I was more thinking about the way glasses have made it possible for people to function at higher level than if the technology was not available, thereby becoming more attractive to a potential mate.

ie, will the proliferation of breast implants have an impact on the natural selection process? i believe eyeglasses have. will fake tits?

Define "mate of higher quality" please.

lumberjim 06-12-2004 11:26 AM

got boring pretty quick. alice seems to be the real deal. i think jabberwacky just exchanges user inputs.

yes, i have a job. it's one of those "wait around and then spring into action" type jobs. fits nicely with the cellar.


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