I wouldn't mind getting ass-fucked on my property taxes so much,
 

but a couple of my neighbors are getting the reach-around:

<a href="http://www.hcad.org/cgi-bin/AV/NearbyIndex.asp?stnum=2218&stname=KINBROOK+DR&av_taxyear=2004">Stat nerds check the chart</a>

Spot the two major discrepancies, then check back for discussion.

One thing is pretty clear: Mr. Marin has nekkid pictures of the tax assessor. :)

I figured that since Mr. Marin appears to be Hispanic, Ms. Schmidt must therefore be one of those negroes to make their property values go down so much ...

I wouldn't mind having some nekkid pictures of Mrs. Marin.

Wrorrrw!

Maybe that's it?

Marin runs a meth lab, Schmidt has loud parties that go on all night and doesn't keep up the yard. The neighborhood improvement association has gotten together and offered to buy them out at a sweet deal to be rid of them.;)

Ummm, that's not Schmidt, that's me.