Condi Rice SoS???
 

You gotta be kidding me..???

Who's going to cover up for Dub next time something happens?

He doesn't care anymore, he's got a mandate. :(

Bush's next nominee to his cabinet? "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all to - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! I'M A DEITY! I RULE BY DIVINE PROVIDENCE! ASK BOB JONES! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Visualizing Sam Kinneson doing that would probably help get my point across.

Damn that's funny Ep. Not quite what I expect though:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all to...........Jesus! He will be the head of the newly created Bureau of Homeland Religion.

The instance I see that in the news is the instant Cheaper Than Dirt gets a huge order.

You're probably better off starting to place moderately sized orders of innocuous items now ... that way, when you do place the "big one," it won't be a noticable change of your spending habits.

Oh, I do dearly love my good friends at CTD.

And USCAV has a lot of nice higher end products.

Doesn't it disturb anyone that we've gone from cabinet appointments to stockpiling ammo for the upcoming holocaust in less than one page of a Cellar thread?

That happens all the time, doesn't it? And you should have stockpiled already, els. Did you miss the memo? It was stickied.

That......is pretty GD funny. I can almost hear Sam saying that.....No, that's another voice. Nevermind.

....sorry, been late on the draw here....


Ahem....cough-cough.......


Anyway..........

Should Condi fix the gap in her teeth, or does it show some type of character? Does she whistle through it? Is this the key to Republican victory in 08?

"Gap teeth in ya mouth, so my dick's gots ta fit..."--Dr. Dre

Kids today. No respect, I tell ya. :3eye: