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When you don't get an activity
What popular activities don't do it for you?
1) fireworks- I'll leave a perfectly good baseball game to avoid fireworks 2) themeparks- mmmm... standing in lines, thats how I want to burn vacation time 3) pro-football games at the stadium- in this case tv is better, warm and cozy, cold beer available at reasonable prices, nobody throwing batteries, college ball is a different matter 4) mall shopping- same as fireworks too much input 5) NASCAR- seriously wtf? feel free to hammer me. :alien: |
I don't mind any of those, though I'm not a big fan of malls. You're hillbilly, so I don't understand why you have such an aversion to NASCAR.
The only thing that I can think of right now is church...I've never gotten that. I pray better alone than with a bunch of people. |
I agree w/ live football. I don't mind hanging out at the mall and window-shopping--but not this time of year!! :cool:
I've never gotten the appeal of golf, either playing it or watching it. |
To each his own I guess. I'll take NASCAR racing any day over baseball or basketball. Boring! :thumbsdn:
Jogging is what I don't get. If I'm running, somebody is probably chasing me. ;) |
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Baseball on TV. Even if it is my beloved Cubs. Live baseball is an entirely different experience. Or maybe it's just the availability of overpriced beer, peanuts, and difficulty parking ... maybe make that just baseball. No, scratch that. there are worse things.
Basketball. Going to the Beach. Daylight. Golf. Rap Music. Gas Fireplaces (Especially replacing a REAL one with one of these). Artichokes. Escargot. My Doc at work is planning on becoming a snail farmer when he retires from medicine and returns to his native land. Several of my coworkers, including myself, have been promised jobs on the snail farm. Snails are fairly low maintenance so we are promised long hours of relaxing on the veranda of his mansion, sipping palm wine, and sampling the most excellent herbal smoking products produced by his country. |
Waving like a madman when the TV camera swings your way. "omigod omigod i'm on TEEVEE!"
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Pulling in the driveway to park and calling on your cell phone to tell the people 20 feet away that you're home. :smack:
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Some of the maddest fun i've had has been with fireworks! I think the most pointless pastime has to be English football. A game played mainly by overpaid bell-ends, for the delectation of fight happy pikeys.
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Smoking. I just don't get it.
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I'll tell you what I dont' get. Golfing. But someone else already brought that up. So, make mine horseracing. What a total waste of time. In Virginia, everyone who goes to the Gold Cup (tin cup is more like it) thinks they are "special." :vomitblu: And what passes for Virginia wine which they invariably push at those events tastes like Pine Sol.
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Things I just don't understand the attraction to....
NASCAR....it's a bunch of rednecks driving in a circle. What's to watch? Golf Country Western Music Line Dancing Skiing/Snowboarding Cyber Sex Tractor Pulls/Monster Trucks Motocross Bungy Jumping Organized Religion Reality Television Socialism Fascism Cigs/Cigars Jennifer Lopez/Julia Roberts/Pam Anderson/Ann Coulter |
Concert-going. And listening to music in general.
Day at the beach. Go, swim, dry off, leave -- fun. Sit there for hours in the scorching heat with the nearest cold drinks and the nearest rest rooms what feel like miles away? No thanks. Golf. Might be my lack of co-ordination, though. Parades. Going drinking as an activity unto itself. Also known as "drinking to forget you're sitting around in a bar, drinking". |
I don't get wax museums. Why do people pay good money to go see wax figures of celebrities? If it was cold outside and maybe raining, and the museum was free, and there was not much else around, I could see myself walking around in one for a while.
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