okay, now I've heard everything..
 

I thought Bling Tones were bad enough..

Moan Tones.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir, has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.

Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.


.... now I can see what the right is talking about the decay of society :)
(personally I think it's damn funny, although I suspect that the bulk of people who use it will be the 'fashionable to be lesbian' people and those women who wear the necklaces that say 'sexy' or 'hot'.. (which automatically preclude you from being either of those two things)

I am quite satisfied with my polyphonic "Theme from Star Trek (Original Series)" ringtone.

Oh shit. I shouldn't have said satisfied in this context, should I.

Yes, I am that much of a geek. Or is this nerdy?

My ring tone is Quantum Leap.

midi.

*sigh*

Mine is Hello, I love you - Doors

I switched back to Law and Order Theme for the conference.

There are a few that I would like that are not available for my model phone ... like the theme from Psycho or the theme from M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless). I used to have Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Alfred Hitchcock Presents themes on my old phone. One of my friends had an ambulance siren.

I want a ringtone like the red phone in the movie In Like Flint.

A guy I work with has "TIMMAH!" as his.

the terrorist theme from Team America here but I leave the bloody thing on silent 99% of the time. Best I've heard is Mr. T (or a good impersonation) going 'mail motherfucker' for SMSs.

I had that as an alert tone on my palm pilot, along with the trekhack package.

Yeah. I'd love that too. ILF and OMF are two of my favorite movies.

I want the watch, too.

My old cell phone played "Tubular Bells" (what most people think of as the theme from "The Exorcist").

My current Nextel sucks balls and is nearly impossible to so much as change the ring tone, much less download them (which it doesn't do at all).

My co-worker has the Sanford & Son theme. Yeah.