oh this is kinda fun! play along!
 

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/sloga...ord=the+cellar

it's a slogan generator..

I played with it for a bit and here's the three it spit out first.

1.)You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Brandt.

2.)So Easy, No Wonder Brandt is #1.

3.)Let Your Brandt Do The Walking.

I dunno I found it amusing... take it out for a spin!

Happiness is Staceyv-Shaped

Is Staceyv In You?

Kids Will Do Anything For Staceyv.

Built Staceyv Tough.

Central Heating for Staceyv.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Staceyv.

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Limey Overnight.
Nuff said!

Make someone happy with a jinx.

:D

Big Chocolate Beestie.

<CENTER>A Beestie A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.</CENTER>

The Science Of Beestie.

</FONT>

Get Serious. Get Lookout.

I think, therefore Lookout.

All you need is Lookout and a dream.

Have you had your The Cellar today?

It's the Wolf you can see.

Wouldn't you rather be Wolf?

Wolf - The Appetizer!

Followed by, strangely enough ...

You can really taste the Wolf.

It would be a lot more fun if it loaded more quickly.

Feel The Raw Naked Case Of The Road.

mmm...nakedness.

Let Your Gwennie! Do The Walking.
Get Gwennie! or Get Out.
Uh-oh, Better Get Gwennie!.
Go Crack a Gwennie!.
Gwennie!, Take Me Away.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Gwennie!.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Gwennie!.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Gwennie!.

"What would you do for a Jackie"
"Probably the best Jackie in the World"
"You Like Jackie. Jackie Likes You.
"It's Different In a Jackie"

Get Serious Get Griff :cool:

We could do this ourselves without a virtual slogan generator, couldn't we? How about ...
Undertoad, it's much too strong for me, but I like the men that do! (UK dwellars will get the reference).

See the Face You Love Light Up With Undertoad.

I parsed this as "See the face you love. Light up with Undertoad." :fumette: :joint:

The Elspode is mightier than the sword.

Absolut GUYUTE <- hilarious
WEDGIE not included <-- also hilarious
You're In Good Hands With PHISH
Refreshes the ANTENNA other beers cannot reach
All the HEN PARTY that's fit to print
Cleans right around the MARTIAN
Bet you can't eat ARMPIT
Hope it's MUCUS, It's MUCUS, We hope it's MUCUS
I'm cuckoo for WRENCH
Have you forgotten how good HASH tastes? (no joke- this is the response I got)

Devon knows how they make SNOTZIES so creamy