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lumberjim 05-14-2005 12:32 PM

a..hyuk, i'm gonna build a barn
 
getting ready to have a barn built in our backyard. got an idea of what we want. anyone ever done this? advice? referrals? pictures of your barn?

thanks

wolf 05-14-2005 01:47 PM

Jinx won't yet you keep the sheep in the house any more?

lookout123 05-14-2005 02:27 PM

kids a little rambunctious?

Dagney 05-14-2005 03:08 PM

You could call the Amish....

hrmm.....well, the mere idea of that is problematic in itself.

Clodfobble 05-14-2005 04:53 PM

Maybe Lumberjim's got a really loud voice...

Griff 05-14-2005 06:03 PM

I've noticed money talks quite loudly among the plain people. They do darn good work though. You doing stick built or timber frame?

jinx 05-15-2005 08:47 AM

Something like this. Actually, exactly like that, just for less money.

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2005 09:29 AM

So what's the problem? You have the pictures.
Drag home some boards, 2x4s, posts and Lam-beams. Nail them together until they look like the pictures. ;)

Feels like I'm leaving something out........Oh yeah, there's the part where Jinx, wearing her sexiest outfit, has a chat with the local officials about little matters like permits and inspections.
Don't forget site preparation...footings?...slab?..water?...power?...access?

Wait a minute.....uh huh.....uh huh....spell it....uh huh.....thanks.
OK, I called a buddy in Blue Ball, he said Better Built is a good outfit but to check the local Penny Saver and shopping papers for any number of Mennonite carpenters/builders. They'll do a good job and you won't get pregnant.

elSicomoro 05-15-2005 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagney
You could call the Amish....

hrmm.....well, the mere idea of that is problematic in itself.

It's not like LJ and Jinx are that far from the Amish, though...they could just sit on the side of Route 30 and when a buggy passes by, go, "Hey! You! Build me a barn, bitch!" And if the Amish refused, then they could steal a wheel off the buggy and drive away. What are the Amish gonna do? Run after 'em?

lumberjim 05-15-2005 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
So what's the problem? You have the pictures.
Drag home some boards, 2x4s, posts and Lam-beams. Nail them together until they look like the pictures. ;)

Feels like I'm leaving something out........Oh yeah, there's the part where Jinx, wearing her sexiest outfit, has a chat with the local officials about little matters like permits and inspections.
Don't forget site preparation...footings?...slab?..water?...power?...access?

Wait a minute.....uh huh.....uh huh....spell it....uh huh.....thanks.
OK, I called a buddy in Blue Ball, he said Better Built is a good outfit but to check the local Penny Saver and shopping papers for any number of Mennonite carpenters/builders. They'll do a good job and you won't get pregnant.

personally, i'd love to build it myself. jinx, however will not entertain that. she's all 'realistic' about it. it would take me 3 months of wednesdays and sundays, and it would probably be crooked when i got done.

the foundation/floor is actually one of the things i have questions about. post or slab? permits wont be a problem in elverson. the borough manager is thrilled to be consulted at all, so he should be amenable.

Undertoad 05-15-2005 01:44 PM

If you use a concrete slab with channels in it, you can just hose down the floor to muck out the cows.

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2005 01:48 PM

Make that sheep. :lol:

elSicomoro 05-15-2005 02:27 PM

Or alpacas.

Murphonian Logic 05-16-2005 12:30 AM

You get a pro to pour the foundation (and do the initial block work, if you're into that). After that, we could sooo build a freaking barn. I've been looking for an excuse to buy a nail gun anyway...

LabRat 05-16-2005 08:39 AM

Neat. What's it for?


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