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dar512 06-29-2005 08:53 AM

Those Funny Folks at PETA Are at it Again
 
Activists want fish off aquarium menu

An animal rights group has called on one of the largest aquariums in the United States to stop serving fish to its visitors, likening the practice to grilling up "poodle burgers at a dog show."

More nutty goodness here.

mrnoodle 06-29-2005 09:17 AM

They're not even TRYING to sound normal anymore. Anyway, I doubt the aquarium features cod and....what's that stuff they make fishsticks out of? haddock?

wolf 06-29-2005 10:23 AM

These are the same sort of people who boycotted Burger King to force them to change the name of their fish sandwich, The Whaler. (Yes, I do realize said boycott predated the formation of PETA. I'm just saying it was the same sort of nutters).

Why does it never occur to these people to do what they want, but understand that other people will continue to do what they want.

Hmmm. Maybe I'll have some burgers instead of the cereal this morning.

russotto 06-29-2005 01:04 PM

I'm sending in their idea to the Westminster Kennel Club. Mmmm, poodle burgers.

Pie 06-29-2005 01:13 PM

I can see the headline: Poodle Burger Wins Best In Show!

Trilby 06-29-2005 01:59 PM

:question: I'm wondering how a little beastie like a fish, who, IIRC, has a memory of 2-3 seconds, can be considered "intelligent and sensitive". How can you tell?

wolf 06-29-2005 02:01 PM

They cry a lot. You have to test the salinization of the tank water to really know.

lookout123 06-29-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

how a little beastie like a fish,
and more importantly - where has BEESTIE been for the last month?


*thread hijack complete*

Elspode 06-29-2005 02:51 PM

My Oscars just look at whatever anyone else is eating, and you can tell they're thinking "Give me that...want that...feed me that."

They also think that while they're looking at the cats...and my fingers...and the feeder fish I put in there with them.

If we eat sushi, is it okay, then? 'Cause that's raw fish, and that's what other fish eat.

plthijinx 06-29-2005 03:27 PM

last summer there was a group protesting kangaroo burgers, they had news coverage of the protest in the paper the day before the protest. dumbasses. they helped the restaurant sell out!!! everyone that came to that restaurant that day came there to spite the peta peddlers. when we were driving off one of them said something to me and i thanked her for letting me know about the protest through the chronicle and that the kanga burgers were tasty!! (albeit a bit dry but good nevertheless) :yum: anyway, the look on her face went from a smile to ohmygod how sad! priceless.

wolf 06-30-2005 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
My Oscars just look at whatever anyone else is eating, and you can tell they're thinking "Give me that...want that...feed me that."

One of my favorite Chinese restaurants (Abacus in Lansdale, PA) has a huge tank with all kinds of interesting and mysterious looking fish including an angelfish, a lionfish, and a really pissed off looking eel.

Towards the end of the night they throw a whole bunch of leftovers (looks mostly like egg roll innards) at the fish.

Yantze, where I've gone for Chinese New Year the last few years is Abacus' sister restaurant and they feed their koi in the pond that runs along the side wall in a similar manner.

Tonchi 06-30-2005 03:06 AM

Let us not forget, however, that PETA has done some outstanding things that many of you gentlemen here CAN appreciate. For instance, they persuaded Paty Manterola, one of Mexico's hottest actresses, to pose naked in a cage with her entire body painted as a tiger in order to protest the un-natural performances that Ringling Brothers Circus was forcing their animals to do. The idea was to show Hispanics that they should boycot the circus. Somehow I don't think the message got across... :mg:

http://www.petaenespanol.com/pdf/manterola-bb.jpg

If somebody can help me link the photo to this page, it will be worth it ;)

bluecuracao 06-30-2005 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
If we eat sushi, is it okay, then? 'Cause that's raw fish, and that's what other fish eat.

Well, some fish like to eat us, too, 'specially if we're swimming in the Gulf of Mexico. Fair is fair, I say.

BigV 06-30-2005 10:09 AM

Welcome bluecuracao!

I think those fishies really don't like to eat us. Just parts. Like, calves, fingers, you know, dangly bits.

*shrinkage*

plthijinx 06-30-2005 10:14 AM

when someone drowns in the gulf one of the first fish at them is the trigger fish. when ever i go offshore fishing i'll throw those little bastards back even though people rave about how good they are to eat.


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