Pick a tag line
 

My tag line is stale (although true) but I lack the creativity to come up with a suitable replacement. Help me out.

just open the dictionary to a random page, and pick a word.

Music soothes the savage beast. :biggrin:

Does not have permission from wife to boff Laura Dern?

I may take lumberjim's suggestion.

And Elspode, that's sort of like asking if I have her permission to teleport to Neptune.

You could go with something related to your screen name.

"Better chest hair than you"

or

"Brains scrambled since 1988"

Steve Dallas

Has no chance with Laura Dern

Loved your mom. really.


frequently pisses razorblades.

wants a mulligan.

I don't really agree with the premise. I don't think your tag line is stale. Matter of fact, the way its written, the longer you use it, the less "stale" it becomes.

Stick with it - its you.

And there is "something" about Laura Dern that lends it a certain credibility.

Well, I feel I should change periodically. Besides, Laura did have predecessors. I wouldn't want to slight them.

Would settle for Bridget Fonda.

Boff Laura Dern. I'm sure you'll end up there... :D

Meaning: "Knock yourself out and if you succeed, you'll die."?

looooooves the porn!

1 ham sandwich away from mamma cass

ticklish

wanna play my clarinet?

ryhmes with phallus

fiercely unobtrusive

extra polite, ya prick

......i should have saved some of these for myself, but

Who was that guy who asked us, during Mutual of Omaha's WILD KINGDOM, "ever eat a pinecone? Many parts are edible!"---that would be a good tagline.