I still Got IT!
 

I went to a surprise birthday party for my cousins husband and my other cousin brought a few of his friends...it was at a hall with a DJ and I just rock that dance floor - love to dance. Oh, and drink.

So, after quite a few martinis, this youngin is starting to dance with me so of course I oblige and dance with him. Then I notice, he is pretty nice looking. SO, we dance for the last hour or so of the party...then the party ends and everyone decides to go back to my aunts house......so of course he says ride with us (riding with a full car of people - I feel I must clarify that)...so of course I do...anyway, well nothing really happened, BUT I find out this boy is 24! :eek: WHOO HOOO - he is 11 years younger than me!

YUP, that sure makes an old lady feel good. Even if he just thought he was getting lucky, he didn't and he was 24! :blush:

Now, I know Brianna is going to ask why nothing happened....but let her ask! :cool:

Congrats. Nice to know your money maker aint broken.

The hell with Brianna wants to know why nothing happened. We *all* want to know why nothing happened? Wha's wrong? Was he too old? :cool:

Yeah, itsjulie, WE just like to know stuff. Turnabout, y'know.

Watch out, that's how I ended up with a husband :biggrinlo After all those drinks I thought he was at least 28 and he thought I was no older than 26, the truth was I was 36 and he was 22.

I knew that. :love:

Oh, I won't ask. I think I may be entering a period of quiet self-reflection and cloistered living. I'll let you know how it works out. :)

Truth is I am just not that kind of girl! ;)

And, I guess it takes a few days for the toxins to really exit the body - he is actually 12 years younger than me...whooo hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not if you use a condom.
But deep down you wanna be....doncha? Huh, doncha? :lol:

OK, ladies...and especially itsjulie...how many dates/drunken dance nights do you have to go on before you would no longer be "that kind of girl" if you threw junior down on the floor and ground his tiddlypom into your verywarmplace? (terminology swiped from an old National Lampoon Winnie the Pooh parody).

If you're askin' me: 0.5

:)

So...halfway through the date, you're already makin' bouncy-bouncy? Must make for some pretty interesting scenes at the restaurant.

Weeeeell. I do get a lot of discounts!

Just kidding, els.

ELSPODE - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really don't know - but this little one was mighty fine - he might of gotten lucky if we were out at a bar - not a hall with my entire family there!

Never done that before either, just for clarification.