Minnesota
 

Once upon a time, Jesse Ventura was outrageous......yawn.
Meet Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey!
Gosh, I wonder where he stamds on evolution/ID ? :lol:

How can you vote for someone who is insane enough to be honest about his beliefs and aspirations? Nope, give me someone who lies through their teeth and will screw my grandmother to make themselves a fast buck. My dead grandmother.

I'm glad he is on the other side of the river.

Only until he gathers his forces........and the moon is full. :unsure:

I think he is trying to tap into the 'screw the fundies' backlash that may be coming when the pendulum swings back.

I'm keeping my stake, garlic, holy water, and cross close at hand. Buffy where are you?

Hey, I'm pretty damn Pagan, and this guy is just a bit too out there for me, thanks. Still, you have to admire his moxie.

Yesterday being Friday the 13th and last night the Wolf Full Moon, you're probably safe for another month....probably. :unsure:

I would love to see this guy elected just to upset my conservative family in Minn.

I can tell this guy's just a wee tad to the right.... :D

Don't think it couldn't possibly happen! Don't forget that Minnesota has already elected A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER as their governor. Plus, the Hmongs who were living here all went to Minnesota because the welfare was more generous, and are now a large voting block up there. They probably would not miss a beat having a pagan/demon candidate since that is the kind of religion they practice anyway :3_eyes:

Don’t forget the disenfranchised, disenchanted, disappointed, disillusioned, disgusted, disinterested and ditzy. They make up one hell of a voting block if you can get them fired up……. even if they feel it’s a lark, their votes count.

Will Warch run for Lt. Govenor on this ticket? :lol:

Jonathon Sharkey was featured on Coast to Coast AM last night during the first hour. That's quite a bit of exposure, so who knows where it could all lead.

I personally would prefer to vote for a Malkavian.

The Hmong practice Satanic vampirism? :eek:

The Hmong idea of advanced health care is to sacrifice a puppy.

Their original beliefs were mostly about placating evil spirits who sucked the life out of your family members for no good reason except that they got pissed off easily. We also had a court case settled here recently where the public learned that the Hmong believe you have to be buried in ground which has never been turned over before and with no metal in the coffin or ground. If somebody isn't buried under these restrictions, they supposedly hang around as an evil spirit who brings perpetual bad luck and/or the deaths of family members. In a place like Cambodia, where many of them were located since the Vietnam War ended badly, I can't imagine how anybody could find ground which hadn't had bodies or bullets all over it.

Needless to say, the Christian Fundies have been working very hard to convert the Hmongs. And the home practitioners here have made progress in getting them to hang a stuffed toy in their rituals rather than grabbing a live animal to sacrifice.