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Forum: Health 02-05-2008, 08:11 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,257
Posted By fredsonic
DEET is evil. I once put on Maxi-Deet when I...

DEET is evil. I once put on Maxi-Deet when I worked in the States, then attempted to write with a Bic pen. The pen melted. (& I still got bitten). Marmite has masses of Vitamin B. Slap that on...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-05-2008, 08:02 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,519
Posted By fredsonic
[QUOTE=Shawnee123;429678]Because Bill Gates is an...

[QUOTE=Shawnee123;429678]Because Bill Gates is an American? (Even in the US we don't spell it "collonial" btw.) ;)

I stand corrected.
Forum: Home Base 02-04-2008, 10:45 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 12,489
Posted By fredsonic
I do that on my bike (a one of those new fangled...

I do that on my bike (a one of those new fangled ones with pedals). I fitted a one of those portable air-horns when I used to cycle to work in Newcastle. I used to cross the Town Moor (a large...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-04-2008, 10:38 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 9,746
Posted By fredsonic
Think yourselves lucky UPS leave things. In...

Think yourselves lucky UPS leave things. In Britain we have the Royal Mail (Not Priince Phillip). They specialise in NOT doing such silly things as leaving your parcel. Ohhh no. They run up to the...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-04-2008, 10:20 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,482
Posted By fredsonic
Be careful of that stuff, It is made of...

Be careful of that stuff, It is made of Dihydrogen Monoxide. Think what happened to the Hinenberg...

http://www.chelationtherapyonline.com/technical/images/hindenburg.jpg

http://www.dhmo.org/...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-04-2008, 10:09 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,386
Posted By fredsonic
I love Rhinos. My wife & I sat watching one of...

I love Rhinos. My wife & I sat watching one of those David Attenborough documentaries, following a group of these things around some African flea-pit for months in an attempt to stop them from...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-04-2008, 09:54 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,519
Posted By fredsonic
We do, it's you "collonials" who screw it up. ...

We do, it's you "collonials" who screw it up. Why does MS Office spell checker default to English (US)? Two great nations divided by a common language as someone once said...

:f205:
Forum: Image of the Day 01-31-2008, 07:28 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 17,976
Posted By fredsonic
Q. What was the last thing to go through that...

Q. What was the last thing to go through that animal's mind when it hit the car?


A. It's arse!
Forum: Image of the Day 01-31-2008, 07:19 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,534
Posted By fredsonic
Thanks, I'll take that as a welcome. I still...

Thanks, I'll take that as a welcome.
I still dislike cats though. You're right, I am jealous.

Q. Why do dogs lick their balls?

A. Because they can!
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2008, 10:11 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,534
Posted By fredsonic
Talking Or the cats that crap in the garden. And also...

Or the cats that crap in the garden. And also lick their testicles...

Lets not fall out over this.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-30-2008, 10:04 AM
Replies: 2,034
Views: 715,033
Posted By fredsonic
May be a silly thing but, building insurance? ...

May be a silly thing but, building insurance?
Or, when building a house don't bury pipes inside the dry lining!
Better still, don't put crap down the plug (stopper) hole!
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2008, 07:56 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 22,903
Posted By fredsonic
Here is more of the same... "Gregory Dunham...

Here is more of the same...

"Gregory Dunham from the USA has constructed the worlds largest rideable motorcycle that is 3.429 m (11 ft 3 in) tall to the top of handlebars, 6.187 m (20 ft 4 in)...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2008, 05:20 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 25,742
Posted By fredsonic
In the UK we have a motoring show called "Top...

In the UK we have a motoring show called "Top Gear" presented by three lunatics, Jeremy Clarkson, James May & Richard Hammond. They all converted road vehicles into amphibious craft & were made to...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2008, 04:10 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,534
Posted By fredsonic
Cats, you either love em or hate em. They are...

Cats, you either love em or hate em. They are what air rifles were invented for.

:rolleyes:
Forum: Home Base 01-30-2008, 02:53 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 12,489
Posted By fredsonic
I think the word was "country" :eek:

I think the word was "country"
:eek:
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2008, 02:43 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,534
Posted By fredsonic
Try working with children.

Try working with children.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2008, 02:41 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 23,925
Posted By fredsonic
Ahh yes... I remember as a boy in the Scouts...

Ahh yes... I remember as a boy in the Scouts being fed a miserable device called a "Westlers" burger. These came in a can withno bread bun. And come to think of it, no meat! The firm had illegal...
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