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Forum: Image of the Day 04-11-2012, 10:12 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 6,937
Posted By onetrack
Two words - Red Bull

Now, I've heard that Red Bull gives you a high in exhilaration - but this is taking it to ridiculous heights! :rolleyes:
Forum: Image of the Day 03-17-2011, 10:48 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 11,974
Posted By onetrack
WW1

Few people know that the American troops learnt tactics and strategies from the Australian troops during WW1. The Australians had already been fighting for nearly 4 years, when the first American...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-17-2011, 09:40 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 9,253
Posted By onetrack
Yes, that must be annoying, but that's the way...

Yes, that must be annoying, but that's the way the Japanese police work. You can't deny the fact that their overall crime rate is low. The Jap cop was probably being a little too bolshy with his...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-17-2011, 07:27 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 9,253
Posted By onetrack
There is almost no looting, because the Japanese...

There is almost no looting, because the Japanese are very civilised, and stealing is regarded as a very low act. In addition, police have local stations in every suburb, and know 98% of the people in...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-12-2011, 08:11 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 11,173
Posted By onetrack
What can you say? Obsession personified, in the...

What can you say? Obsession personified, in the shape of a sickly, anorexic, sad-looking, heavily-tattooed, elderly South American man .. :(

I wonder if he understands what it means to his health,...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-12-2011, 08:03 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,301
Posted By onetrack
Fake speed bumps are much more effective than...

Fake speed bumps are much more effective than fake children. The child painted on the road is most definitely going to cause a crash, particularly from someone unfamiliar with the area.
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Forum: Image of the Day 03-12-2011, 07:53 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 8,739
Posted By onetrack
Oooohh! .. I've seen some spectacular...

Oooohh! .. I've seen some spectacular "technicolour yawns" before, after some hours of heavy boozing .. but THAT one, takes the cake, as the best technicolour yawn of all .. a truck-sized one .....
Forum: Image of the Day 03-12-2011, 07:46 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,942
Posted By onetrack
Woo-Hoo! .. The Road Kill Grill, will now be able...

Woo-Hoo! .. The Road Kill Grill, will now be able to broaden the menu, to include seafood .. with fresh anchovies, sardines and mackerel listed as being immediately available!
Forum: Image of the Day 03-09-2011, 06:50 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,636
Posted By onetrack
Where was this guy, when they were making...

Where was this guy, when they were making Fahrenheit 451?? :rolleyes:
Forum: Image of the Day 03-09-2011, 06:46 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,254
Posted By onetrack
Whisky mixers

I recall a story from a colleague about a crusty old Wing Cdr who, whenever a social event was on, and he was mine host, how he'd walk around and ask, "and what will you have with your Scotch?".
...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-31-2010, 07:02 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,877
Posted By onetrack
He could be forgiven, upon examining the view...

He could be forgiven, upon examining the view thru the 'scope, for exclaiming ... "Great balls of fire!! .." :D
Forum: Image of the Day 10-31-2010, 06:58 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 7,166
Posted By onetrack
When you haul something like that in ..... you...

When you haul something like that in ..... you should always be aware ... its MOMMY is lurking around somewhere ..... :eek:
Forum: Image of the Day 06-06-2010, 06:33 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 15,159
Posted By onetrack
HA! - What you are seeing, is the result of the...

HA! - What you are seeing, is the result of the U.S. Military's experimental firing from space, of their new, giant laser-ray gun .... :eek:

It's a shame they still haven't got the aiming...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-24-2010, 09:14 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,824
Posted By onetrack
I'll wager that muzzle is to prevent dog vomit...

I'll wager that muzzle is to prevent dog vomit streaming all over the skydiver, at 200kmh. There's nothing like dog vomit plastered all over your face, to make you forget to pull the ripcord ........
Forum: Image of the Day 03-24-2010, 09:04 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,753
Posted By onetrack
C'mon guys .. I was born at night .. but not last...

C'mon guys .. I was born at night .. but not last night. This isn't any E8 Maths order .. someones scamming you with pics they've snapped through their $20 kaleidoscope! :eek:
Forum: Image of the Day 12-26-2008, 02:52 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 16,448
Posted By onetrack
Don't kill bees!! ..

The bee-killer was stupid for killing the bees in that manner. Australia doesn't have yellowjackets, or African killer bees - but we do have native bees and the European Honey Bee .. which is now the...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-26-2008, 02:04 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,184
Posted By onetrack
These are great! I think I'll import a container...

These are great! I think I'll import a container load to sell to pizza shops!! Just imagine! .. a pizza that glows in the dark!
No more, the problem of finding 10-day-old chunks of leftover pizza...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-26-2008, 01:49 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,918
Posted By onetrack
Hey! - Did ya hear the one about?? .. An elephant...

Hey! - Did ya hear the one about?? .. An elephant walked into a bar, and asked for a mango smoothie ...... :D
Forum: Image of the Day 12-26-2008, 12:11 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 11,054
Posted By onetrack
This is America, 2012, after the Democrats take...

This is America, 2012, after the Democrats take all your guns off you, and repeal the Second Amendment .. :D
Forum: Image of the Day 12-26-2008, 12:01 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,680
Posted By onetrack
The NYT is pretty big on the "may be" toxic...

The NYT is pretty big on the "may be" toxic content of the fly ash .. but not real big on kicking a***, when it comes to the engineering failure here.
These power station engineers and managers are...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-26-2008, 10:17 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,862
Posted By onetrack
Man, those pest exterminators in Bali, sure go to...

Man, those pest exterminators in Bali, sure go to some extreme methods, just to get rid of a few rats, don't they?? .. :rolleyes:
Forum: Image of the Day 10-26-2008, 10:05 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 13,697
Posted By onetrack
Not as unusual as you'd imagine ..

That number has gotta be some kind of record. I recall a number of years ago, that a farmer situated in the high country (Tablelands) of North-Western, New South Wales (the state in which Sydney is...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-26-2008, 09:48 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 9,870
Posted By onetrack
Ya can't fool me! ... those are actually Haggises...

Ya can't fool me! ... those are actually Haggises - as caught in their wild state!! ... :)
Forum: Image of the Day 09-21-2008, 10:35 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 17,545
Posted By onetrack
When it fails to work as planned, it'll probably...

When it fails to work as planned, it'll probably make a great microwave .... I mean to say ... can you imagine the SIZE of the pizza, you could reheat in THAT!! .. :rolleyes: :D
Forum: Image of the Day 09-21-2008, 10:03 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 19,266
Posted By onetrack
That ain't no sparrow, to the Frog .... that's...

That ain't no sparrow, to the Frog .... that's just the BEST, finger-licking, Southern fried chicken ... as evidenced by the last frame ...... :D
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