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Forum: Image of the Day 02-18-2011, 04:51 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,181
Posted By rditlkustoleit
"Doggie Style"

"Doggie Style"
Forum: Image of the Day 05-18-2010, 02:38 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 6,236
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Doctors without Borders, those who help rebuild...

Doctors without Borders, those who help rebuild homes in Louisiana and schools in Africa... Suckers!

Building a giant burger is a true testament to what we can accomplish when working...
Forum: Home Base 05-16-2010, 11:29 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,527,039
Posted By rditlkustoleit
So these 2 ants crawl up on a naked woman who is...

So these 2 ants crawl up on a naked woman who is sleeping.

One crawls in her back door, the other in her front door and fall asleep.

While talking the next morning, the ant in back says, "I...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-13-2010, 09:59 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 8,521
Posted By rditlkustoleit
I appreciate the optimistic vote of confidence...

I appreciate the optimistic vote of confidence that it would take "heightened senses" to smell me.

Your point is well taken, so this would be a two man job. I have a buddy that farts like a...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-13-2010, 02:37 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 8,521
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Got my wish... sort of. Apparently in 2008...

Got my wish... sort of.

Apparently in 2008 Volvo did a documentary of sorts on Esref where they filmed his process for their new S60.

http://www.facebook.com/Volvo#!/Volvo?v=app_4949752878
...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-13-2010, 02:25 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 8,521
Posted By rditlkustoleit
A lot of questions could be answered if he would...

A lot of questions could be answered if he would consent to being videoed while painting or painting on a live show (quiet set of course).

Of course, if he is actually 100% blind, you may not need...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-11-2010, 11:34 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 6,792
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Reason #1,427 Why it's way easier to be a...

Reason #1,427

Why it's way easier to be a dude.:biggrinba
Forum: Image of the Day 05-07-2010, 09:33 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 12,746
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Most animals have this Tonic Immobilization...

Most animals have this Tonic Immobilization (playing dead) response when they feel threatened.

There was even an observed case of this around 1998 where a killer whale induced tonic...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-07-2010, 12:24 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 12,746
Posted By rditlkustoleit
So if we make the assumption that the good doctor...

So if we make the assumption that the good doctor is well versed in tonic immobilization techniques,
where do you think he "massages" Peter Cottontail to get this response?

I'm sure poking his...
Forum: Current Events 05-06-2010, 10:25 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,340
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Agreed! There is a serious omission in this...

Agreed! There is a serious omission in this story's time line where the parents are completely unaware of, well, anything. Child is abducted or leaves home in the middle of the night, returns and...
Forum: Current Events 05-06-2010, 09:51 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,340
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Completely different set of...

Completely different set of circumstances/variables/causation, therefore, different effect than I was describing.

However, as an experiment, I just engaged a pride of lions, killed the alpha-male...
Forum: Current Events 05-06-2010, 07:06 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,340
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Jungle Justice baby! That means being subject to...

Jungle Justice baby! That means being subject to the swift laws of cause and effect.
You invade a pride of lions and violate one of their young, your going to be eaten - period.

The "choice"...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-04-2010, 10:10 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,630
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Props to him for ingenuity. However, I shutter...

Props to him for ingenuity. However, I shutter to think what will happen when the paparazzi starts using this tech.

Or, what will happen to my neighbors when I start using it.:D

On behalf of...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-03-2010, 09:16 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,026
Posted By rditlkustoleit
All of this punning is putting my head into a...

All of this punning is putting my head into a tailspin.
I almost split my Buttock Line.
Forum: Image of the Day 04-30-2010, 05:40 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,342
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Oops, is that Sundae splutter on your keyboard? ...

Oops, is that Sundae splutter on your keyboard? I'm sorry, I didn't realize you hadn't swallowed yet:blush:

On a serious note, my name is derived from my venerable gypsy tribe’s credo - Ride It...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-30-2010, 06:34 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,342
Posted By rditlkustoleit
NO, NO, NO... Time honored adages such as "Hung...

NO, NO, NO... Time honored adages such as "Hung Like A Horse" are without ambiguity, everyone knows what it means.
Now mother nature squeezes Einstein out of her loins and adds a layer of...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-29-2010, 12:04 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,107
Posted By rditlkustoleit
So, I wonder what position Larry Craig will be...

So, I wonder what position Larry Craig will be posed in at his funeral?
Forum: Image of the Day 04-28-2010, 09:29 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 7,319
Posted By rditlkustoleit
How many licks does it take to get to the center...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...
Oh I see, these are clearly hard candy.
Forum: Image of the Day 04-27-2010, 04:16 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,825
Posted By rditlkustoleit
If you put a douche-bag filter on it, you get...

If you put a douche-bag filter on it, you get this...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-26-2010, 12:35 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,574
Posted By rditlkustoleit
:joint:

:joint:
Forum: Image of the Day 04-19-2010, 11:17 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,875
Posted By rditlkustoleit
If this doesn't end with the girls having hot...

If this doesn't end with the girls having hot donkey sex then they are just treating the poor animals like a bunch of asses.
Forum: Image of the Day 04-16-2010, 03:04 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 7,025
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Hmmm... Spotted Dick. We keep this can in our...

Hmmm... Spotted Dick.
We keep this can in our kitchen. It's a great reaction grabber.
Forum: Image of the Day 04-16-2010, 07:14 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 7,025
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Fixed it...

Fixed it...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-12-2010, 01:14 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,316
Posted By rditlkustoleit
Not nearly as impressive as the wily Land Shark. ...

Not nearly as impressive as the wily Land Shark.

Knock, Knock...

Candy Gram...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-10-2010, 06:37 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 5,925
Posted By rditlkustoleit
It worked!? Now I'm definitely afraid to go to...

It worked!? Now I'm definitely afraid to go to Kumeu.
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