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Forum: Image of the Day 06-08-2006, 03:15 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 7,617
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
the mythbusters myth was that the force of the...

the mythbusters myth was that the force of the sinking ship would pull you down with it in the "giant vacuum" caused by the sheer power of the sinking ship-- it did not pull a thing down.
Forum: Creative Writing 01-09-2006, 03:07 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Way to kill the thread. Sundae Girl tried the...

Way to kill the thread.
Sundae Girl tried the comeback,
but once again...failed.
Forum: Creative Writing 01-06-2006, 01:40 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
"a resurrection" huhuh, you said erection. uh...

"a resurrection"
huhuh, you said erection.
uh huh huh huh huh
Forum: Creative Writing 01-06-2006, 01:29 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Oh lord. More haikus... I thought this went far...

Oh lord. More haikus...
I thought this went far away
like the rash I had.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-19-2004, 04:56 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Serious haiku makes me projectile vomit-- ...

Serious haiku
makes me projectile vomit--
enough already.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-15-2004, 04:14 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Environment? Pfft... I'll drive in my...

Environment? Pfft...
I'll drive in my Pathfinder
and club baby seals.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-07-2004, 02:12 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Drug-laced candy corn-- trick or treat,...

Drug-laced candy corn--
trick or treat, sonofabitch;
Won't come back next year.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-04-2004, 03:33 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Won golf tournament: 4 strokes ahead of the...

Won golf tournament:
4 strokes ahead of the next.
Who wants to touch me.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-01-2004, 04:49 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
There I go again... Start typing before...

There I go again...
Start typing before thinking;
only smut comes out.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-01-2004, 04:48 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Yup, I've heard of it. Yeah. Like, my mouth was...

Yup, I've heard of it.
Yeah. Like, my mouth was agape
seeing you nekkid.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-01-2004, 04:28 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Oops. Now she must know. I forgot that she...

Oops. Now she must know.
I forgot that she reads this--
There go my chances.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-01-2004, 04:23 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Brianna likes me. Should I tell her I'm married...

Brianna likes me.
Should I tell her I'm married
or lead her on more.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-01-2004, 01:08 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Poetry degree and I'm writing bad haikus in a...

Poetry degree
and I'm writing bad haikus
in a web forum.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-01-2004, 01:06 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Drank myself naked at a company party. No...

Drank myself naked
at a company party.
No longer work there.
Forum: Creative Writing 10-01-2004, 01:02 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Hey baby. Dinner? Ramen and warm PBR-- (I'll...

Hey baby. Dinner?
Ramen and warm PBR--
(I'll get laid for sure).
Forum: Creative Writing 10-01-2004, 12:58 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,967
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Look at my two nerts-- Just floatin' in my...

Look at my two nerts--
Just floatin' in my scrotum:
Happy Testicles.
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 10-01-2004, 12:10 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,883
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
woo-hoo!

woo-hoo!
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 06-18-2003, 11:30 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 10,877
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
or, if it downloads as attachment.php (as it does...

or, if it downloads as attachment.php (as it does for me), simply change the php to jpg... and Yahtzee! you got yerself a photo.
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 05-15-2003, 02:11 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,050
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
Somebody do something with this

I'll get to it soon, but hey... we haven't had anything fun to do but sit around a bitch lately.
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 04-15-2003, 04:59 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,065
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
yes, but then I could do a better job.... email...

yes, but then I could do a better job....
email it to me if you want... send me a PM and I'll give you my address.

http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/Kevinkolsen/photo_ret.jpg
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 04-15-2003, 03:42 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,065
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
is that the only scan you have of it? the JPG...

is that the only scan you have of it? the JPG artifacts are making this take far longer than it should.

If you could rescan it and set the JPG compression to 12 (large file), it will be far more...
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 04-09-2003, 02:57 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,950
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
I'm always happy to answer any questions that you...

I'm always happy to answer any questions that you might have about photoshop-- I currently teach it to graphic designers on a contractual basis.

Here's one I found that seems decent :...
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 03-31-2003, 08:34 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,649
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
I thought it was Mangina? or he-whore?

I thought it was Mangina? or he-whore?
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 03-28-2003, 02:53 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,649
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
unless they are a slut, in which case you owe...

unless they are a slut, in which case you owe them back-pay for their time with any accrued interest.
Forum: Photoshop Phrenzy! 03-28-2003, 01:55 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,649
Posted By Ike_is_my_Cat
I guess Antibitch seems okay... click me...

I guess Antibitch seems okay... click me (http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/Kevinkolsen/ToPoopOn.wav)
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