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Forum: Image of the Day 06-25-2012, 08:33 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,752
Posted By nil_orally
Barbecue is best - roo meat stinks when it is...

Barbecue is best - roo meat stinks when it is cooked. Nice flavour. It adds a nice taste to other meats when minced, and the tail makes a good soup if you pull the sinews out. Need pliers for that,...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-07-2012, 07:06 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,078
Posted By nil_orally
We would have to use a kayak here in Victoria.

We would have to use a kayak here in Victoria.
Forum: Image of the Day 12-17-2010, 02:36 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 13,328
Posted By nil_orally
It appears the fish have all doubled in size, but...

It appears the fish have all doubled in size, but are floating on the surface.
Forum: Image of the Day 12-09-2010, 05:14 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 37,345
Posted By nil_orally
That's because the green-tech ones need a battery...

That's because the green-tech ones need a battery and a switch, which is way beyond the capabilities of these people
Forum: Image of the Day 12-05-2010, 07:09 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,651
Posted By nil_orally
Don't feel too bad, Ms Sundae. We spent $46...

Don't feel too bad, Ms Sundae. We spent $46 million, and got one vote.

Maybe we should have bought a better class of whore for them when they were here doing the site inspections.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2010, 04:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,347
Posted By nil_orally
For the New Zealand army, it would be two birds...

For the New Zealand army, it would be two birds with one stone. Instead of a dinner and sex, it would become sex then dinner.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-31-2010, 08:30 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,166
Posted By nil_orally
or weather like tomorrow when it will be REALLY...

or weather like tomorrow when it will be REALLY cold.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-29-2010, 08:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,195
Posted By nil_orally
Spuck, I would normally say you are leading with...

Spuck, I would normally say you are leading with your chin, but I am not sure that is the correct anatomical reference here.

Cueing Sheldon in 5...4...3...2...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-09-2010, 04:15 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 20,658
Posted By nil_orally
Nah, as an engineer and previously a carpenter, I...

Nah, as an engineer and previously a carpenter, I think this is not a very good use of perfectly good timber.

My wife has bipolar disorder and suffers deep, deep bouts of depression. She had this...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-08-2010, 06:52 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 20,658
Posted By nil_orally
Nope - it's a choice. A disease is an illness,...

Nope - it's a choice. A disease is an illness, like leukaemia, influenza or mumps. Most people do not chose to get a disease.

The trash did this to herself. I am sure she had fun getting to this...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-05-2010, 06:17 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,277
Posted By nil_orally
You philistine UT. 98% of all corvettes are still...

You philistine UT. 98% of all corvettes are still on the road.

It is rumoured the other 2% made it home.
Forum: Image of the Day 04-22-2010, 03:58 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 7,403
Posted By nil_orally
UT, we will still laugh at your money, but now it...

UT, we will still laugh at your money, but now it will be for different reasons.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-19-2010, 07:09 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,854
Posted By nil_orally
Notice they do not really care about these dogs....

Notice they do not really care about these dogs. They have taken pains to ensure the men cannot be identified, but the face of the dog is clearly visible. This leaves it vulnerable to attack simply...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-11-2010, 02:18 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,410
Posted By nil_orally
Wouldn't you rather put it in a pouf...

Wouldn't you rather put it in a pouf (http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&q=pouf&oq=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=baaYS-34CIz-7APLjti7CA&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=title&resnum=3&ved=0CCUQrQQwAg)?
Forum: Image of the Day 03-10-2010, 06:27 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,410
Posted By nil_orally
Clip a couple of straps on and you could make a...

Clip a couple of straps on and you could make a piano accordion, using one of the drawers as a squeeze box.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-04-2010, 04:05 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,806
Posted By nil_orally
Wow! They had lawyers in 1851!

Wow! They had lawyers in 1851!
Forum: Image of the Day 03-02-2010, 03:26 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,753
Posted By nil_orally
The one behind the Darth Vader mask, DK?

The one behind the Darth Vader mask, DK?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-28-2010, 06:07 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,372
Posted By nil_orally
How much extra for colour?

How much extra for colour?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-18-2010, 12:05 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 6,687
Posted By nil_orally
So where does one put the collection of short...

So where does one put the collection of short stories?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-12-2010, 05:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,085
Posted By nil_orally
Nothing original here. I work for a large...

Nothing original here. I work for a large corporation that has plenty of walking vegetables, usually in management.
Forum: Image of the Day 12-18-2009, 06:09 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,248
Posted By nil_orally
An opportunity to make a mootigroorabhogdove. ...

An opportunity to make a mootigroorabhogdove.

The other white meat.
Forum: Image of the Day 12-04-2009, 01:14 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,010
Posted By nil_orally
The goldfish of the bird world. Not that smart,...

The goldfish of the bird world. Not that smart, these things. Nothing like seeing a flock of them run across a paddock and see them all trip over the same fence and go tumbling one after the other.
...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-10-2009, 01:05 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 12,664
Posted By nil_orally
Eyes are what attract you to a woman (along with...

Eyes are what attract you to a woman (along with any other obvious protrusions). When, however, they have eyes like Virus C 28 days a month and they start talking in tongues, the opposite can happen....
Forum: Image of the Day 10-28-2009, 07:22 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 10,566
Posted By nil_orally
It's only Sydney. Nuke it from space.

It's only Sydney. Nuke it from space.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-21-2009, 04:51 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,940
Posted By nil_orally
It's a hot country Spuck. It's probably the best...

It's a hot country Spuck. It's probably the best they can do on a slab a day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slab
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