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Forum: Cities and Travel 02-22-2020, 04:58 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,160
Posted By God
Not to be picky but it was 6 with a day of rest =...

Not to be picky but it was 6 with a day of rest = 7.

It’s still a chuckler though, I’ll give you that.
Forum: Politics 03-05-2019, 06:23 AM
Replies: 198
Views: 28,251
Posted By God
Yes. Me as well. Metaphorically of course. ...

Yes. Me as well. Metaphorically of course.

We have sort of a... philosophical disagreement. Long running disagreement. Far reaching disagreement.

Keep me posted on your works.

Many people...
Forum: Politics 03-04-2019, 06:08 AM
Replies: 198
Views: 28,251
Posted By God
Someone knows. :) Let me put it this way,...

Someone knows. :)

Let me put it this way, grab your ankles.
Forum: Cellar Meta 03-11-2014, 03:29 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,114
Posted By God
For the monkeys. They wouldn't let up. I had to...

For the monkeys. They wouldn't let up. I had to make something.



Ok, I'll "miracle" the smell off your fingers. Should they smell like flowers? Baby powder? Something else?



It's not as...
Forum: Home Base 01-31-2014, 12:22 AM
Replies: 3,263
Views: 745,729
Posted By God
Technically Christmas is the boy's birthday. ...

Technically Christmas is the boy's birthday.

If you were born again, you'd have 2. It's up to you.
Forum: Technology 12-01-2013, 02:40 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,674
Posted By God
Oh Me. We're screwed.

Oh Me. We're screwed.
Forum: Current Events 04-06-2013, 04:44 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,714
Posted By God
"Altered state" may be more accurate. The other...

"Altered state" may be more accurate. The other guy does try to impersonate me now and again too, confusing the peeps.

Security is a challenge even for god.

Now, about those MBAs and bean...
Forum: Philosophy 12-31-2008, 04:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,409
Posted By God
Now that's an idea that I can support, Radar a...

Now that's an idea that I can support, Radar a bullshitter.
Forum: Philosophy 12-31-2008, 11:26 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 11,254
Posted By God
I'm having a "holiday" sale on automatic weapons...

I'm having a "holiday" sale on automatic weapons if anyone here is interested.

Bargains galore.

No need for bureaucratic paperwork or the like, I'll just "miracle" the goods to you.
Forum: Current Events 10-09-2008, 11:31 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 8,213
Posted By God
You are all very very fucked. Have a nice...

You are all very very fucked.

Have a nice day. :)
Forum: Current Events 07-13-2008, 05:50 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,743
Posted By God
I've actually saved his ass several times. Some...

I've actually saved his ass several times. Some not directly related to combat but that's another story.
Forum: Current Events 06-21-2008, 04:52 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 26,940
Posted By God
May peace, goodwill and oil be with you. And in...

May peace, goodwill and oil be with you. And in these recent times of turmoil, perhaps some self defense weapon as well.

I voted Federal Reserve. Sure, there are many groups of people trying to...
Forum: Home Base 12-18-2007, 12:47 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,605
Posted By God
I have a strange feeling Satan is just around the...

I have a strange feeling Satan is just around the corner.

(Satan, this is your cue)
Forum: Current Events 12-17-2007, 03:28 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,788
Posted By God
Merry Christmas BB. ;) What!? So sue me. :D

Merry Christmas BB. ;)

What!? So sue me. :D
Forum: Image of the Day 12-14-2007, 02:23 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 10,833
Posted By God
Who says I don't have a sense of humor?

Who says I don't have a sense of humor?
Forum: Image of the Day 12-10-2007, 01:19 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 6,943
Posted By God
I think you mean hollow, like your noggin'. ...

I think you mean hollow, like your noggin'.

The hallow thing is my job. Don't make me come over there.
Forum: Home Base 10-02-2007, 10:12 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 12,585
Posted By God
:grouphug:

:grouphug:
Forum: Home Base 10-02-2007, 09:30 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 12,585
Posted By God
Anyone care to join the God clique? No...

Anyone care to join the God clique?

No sandals and robes required. No heavy duty combat weapons, no bibles, BYo Wine.

Basically we sit around and think positive thoughts about people that...
Forum: Cellar Meta 09-24-2007, 09:24 AM
Replies: 2,488
Views: 527,097
Posted By God
Usertitle away my son. BTW, I allowed a...

Usertitle away my son.

BTW, I allowed a used car salesman into heaven yesterday. There is hope for you.

Yes, I know that you are the finance guy there and not a used car salesman but I...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-24-2007, 09:19 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 9,699
Posted By God
True enough. Of all my creations, lawyers...

True enough.

Of all my creations, lawyers are the only breed that I've serious regretted.

Oh well, they'll never find my secret account in the Cayman islands anyway.


:f154:
Forum: Cellar Meta 08-17-2007, 12:52 PM
Replies: 2,488
Views: 527,097
Posted By God
God is pleased. You're a very creative man...

God is pleased.

You're a very creative man Griff.

Supreme being, supreme pizza, supreme wasteline. It's all good.
Forum: Cellar Meta 08-16-2007, 05:15 PM
Replies: 2,488
Views: 527,097
Posted By God
God would like a new user title. God is...

God would like a new user title. God is officially suspending the spiteful recourse that might normally befall someone that annoys God.


Lemme have it Griff. :thankyou:
Forum: Current Events 08-16-2007, 05:00 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 28,113
Posted By God
I created them without eyes. Why would they need...

I created them without eyes. Why would they need them in that environment?

God supplies what's required for survival. Not much more.
Forum: Cellar Meta 04-03-2007, 02:23 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,972
Posted By God
I've been following your posts Bruce and you'll...

I've been following your posts Bruce and you'll be happy to know that there are 72 very beautiful virgins waiting for you up here...


Ummm....That's what Allah told me anyway. :blush:
Forum: Politics 02-09-2007, 05:18 AM
Replies: 331
Views: 86,436
Posted By God
Sorry for jumping in here late. Ronny Reagan sent...

Sorry for jumping in here late. Ronny Reagan sent me an e-mail on this. I've been completely focused on sending Bush a sign through Barney.


ANYWAY.......


This whole climate thing is my...
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