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Forum: Nothingland 08-25-2009, 08:52 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,465,596
Posted By Dingleschmutz
There's nothing going on at work today... Which...

There's nothing going on at work today... Which means I'm going to be getting paid to partake in my Fantasty Football Draft :)
Forum: Home Base 08-20-2009, 09:13 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,672
Posted By Dingleschmutz
...and thus prove the user name to be correct.

...and thus prove the user name to be correct.
Forum: Home Base 08-20-2009, 09:01 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,555
Posted By Dingleschmutz
They might have dumped her... My sister lives in...

They might have dumped her... My sister lives in the country and has had a couple obvious former pets that just showed up and now won't leave the farm. Recently they had a purebred boxer (!) show...
Forum: Home Base 08-20-2009, 08:59 AM
Replies: 259
Views: 39,805
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Whoa, that was a hell of a thread bump... Which,...

Whoa, that was a hell of a thread bump... Which, ironically, can be a favorite trollish past-time... Or maybe NOT so ironically... *eyes Xagent suspiciously*
Forum: Home Base 06-05-2009, 03:40 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,642
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Whenever she's talking, close your eyes and put...

Whenever she's talking, close your eyes and put on a smug smile, trying to look like you're getting the best beej of your life. When she starts getting really worked up, parse your lips and start...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-05-2009, 03:34 PM
Replies: 3,303
Views: 743,216
Posted By Dingleschmutz
One more hour...

One more hour...
Forum: Home Base 06-04-2009, 02:10 PM
Replies: 3,267
Views: 922,173
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Aww, you remembered! We had to have something to...

Aww, you remembered! We had to have something to celebrate, since UEFA decided to take away our chance at the silverware we really wanted through a shoddy referee appointment.

How did Arsenal's...
Forum: Home Base 06-04-2009, 01:55 PM
Replies: 3,267
Views: 922,173
Posted By Dingleschmutz
What is that, a riddle? It hurts my head...

What is that, a riddle? It hurts my head...
Forum: Home Base 06-04-2009, 01:48 PM
Replies: 3,267
Views: 922,173
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Umm hello? Let's direct the focal point of this...

Umm hello? Let's direct the focal point of this thread back towards the most important matter of the day: me and my triumphant return.
Forum: Home Base 06-04-2009, 12:01 PM
Replies: 3,267
Views: 922,173
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Oh yes... Come walk our skywalk system and see...

Oh yes... Come walk our skywalk system and see one of our 47 semi-pro sports teams.
Forum: Home Base 06-04-2009, 11:54 AM
Replies: 3,267
Views: 922,173
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Hmm... I kinda forgot about this place... Sry.

Hmm... I kinda forgot about this place... Sry.
Forum: Sports 09-16-2008, 11:37 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,022
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Gawd, I'd stop watching...

Gawd, I'd stop watching...
Forum: Sports 09-16-2008, 07:49 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,022
Posted By Dingleschmutz
1st or 2nd in the EPL this year, huh? A little...

1st or 2nd in the EPL this year, huh? A little ambitious for a Gooner, but hey, dare to dream. Sorry, but it's Chelsea's year to break through ;)
Forum: Home Base 06-26-2008, 10:57 AM
Replies: 3,267
Views: 922,173
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Cupid darts don't have any real effect on me...

Cupid darts don't have any real effect on me except for making me angry.
Forum: Sports 06-26-2008, 10:03 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,068
Posted By Dingleschmutz
I've watched as many as I can, unfortunately I...

I've watched as many as I can, unfortunately I have to watch a lot of them on Gamecast though because we're in our stupid busy season and I can't take off work. I was pulling for Holland because...
Forum: Home Base 06-25-2008, 11:23 AM
Replies: 3,267
Views: 922,173
Posted By Dingleschmutz
No one missed me? Harumph...

No one missed me? Harumph...
Forum: Home Base 05-29-2008, 01:13 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,675
Posted By Dingleschmutz
"You're not a person until you're in my...

"You're not a person until you're in my phonebook"

~Bill Hicks
Forum: Home Base 05-29-2008, 12:49 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,765
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Because she told me not to.

Because she told me not to.
Forum: The Internet 05-28-2008, 02:44 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,141
Posted By Dingleschmutz
We haven't mentioned kicking anyone in the cunt...

We haven't mentioned kicking anyone in the cunt in awhile. This could be your time to shine, mon! Err... Mons!
Forum: Home Base 05-28-2008, 09:59 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,884
Posted By Dingleschmutz
I do it on purpose.

I do it on purpose.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-28-2008, 09:46 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,502
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Well, not for the entire 157 minutes. There's...

Well, not for the entire 157 minutes. There's the buildup time of trying to distract a girl enough so she'll lose interest in the movie too and start thinking about fooling around. C'mon, I'm sure...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-28-2008, 08:08 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,502
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Well, actually I liked the first two HP movies. ...

Well, actually I liked the first two HP movies. The third one sucked , I was getting a beej during the fourth one and wasn't really paying attention, and haven't seen the fifth one.
Forum: Home Base 05-28-2008, 08:06 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 5,950
Posted By Dingleschmutz
I wonder how the vajayjay ever got the beaver...

I wonder how the vajayjay ever got the beaver nickname...
Forum: Home Base 05-27-2008, 10:59 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,884
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Fuck cats... Fuck pussy instead.

Fuck cats... Fuck pussy instead.
Forum: Home Base 05-27-2008, 10:56 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 15,665
Posted By Dingleschmutz
Ooh, good one... Today I was good at not...

Ooh, good one... Today I was good at not inadvertantly cold-cocking the weird lady at our office who has a nasty habit of sneaking up behind me and running her fingers through my hair.
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