Yeah, I saw what you did there. In fact, my immediate thought was "I'm so glad I still have a place like this where jokes like that can be casually tossed into conversation," which actually ties in to what Griff/UT were just saying--the world only gets positive when we are positive in it. Should have simply acknowledged it as good instead of viewing it in comparison to negative experiences, my bad.
You are a funny dude, Diaphone Jim.