Dumb parent brag, but I
am weirdly proud... Minifobette stood up too quickly from her bottom locker, and the door above was still open. Corner of the metal door caught her right on her scalp, leaving a big old bloody gash.
Brag #1: She got three staples at the emergency clinic without anesthesia, and barely whimpered. She's a champ.
Brag #2: I finally have a kid who has had some form of big wound closure. Like I said, dumb, but I'd had stitches 4 times by the time I was her age, and was starting to doubt that either one of these kids was related to me.

Then again, she did fracture her spine a couple years ago, and I've never broken a bone, so she's got that on me.