A squirrelfriend with internet, a job with a paycheck, a son you have to look up to and a daughter to audit your checkbook.
Good thing you still have us to make you feel superior. That, plus the dad jokes.
I, for one, welcome the return of our resident imperialist, if in name only! Down with the meter! Foot! Foot! Foot! Hurrah!
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Be Just and Fear Not.
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