[Lady Sidhe]

Someone sent me this, and I thought it was appropriate:

The Top 10 Reasons That Its Better To Pee In The Shower Than
In The Toilet

10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man.

9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game.

8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you
during the catchy singing of MMMBOP.

7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down
Economics without interruption.

6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story
of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub
to do #1.

5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the
shower to go might just ruin the mood.

4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the
shower might just ruin the solo mood.

3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel.

2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for
me.

1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with over-
flushing.