Whilst setting up my new phone, something that needed my birth date filled in that I was born on a Wednesday. Well that explains everything. Fuck. Now I suppose I'll have to start behaving like my star sign too

My Chinese zodiac sign is a done deal, though
Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woe
Thursday's child has far to go,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay