Jabberwacky: Are you perfect?
User: Why do you ask?
Jabberwacky: You are erratic.
User: You are pretty erratic yourself.
Jabberwacky: Do you like black adder?
User: Do you like LumberJim?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Oh come on, he must have one or two good points.
Jabberwacky: Please your Majesty, I didn't write it, and they can't prove I did: there's no name signed at the end.
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