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This one goes out to all those delusional, socialist, frostbitten pieces of trash who actually believe that Canada can dominate anything let alone the world. First of let me start by quoting the most electrifying man in sports entertainment by saying, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. You are the biggest and I do mean biggest pieces of socialist trash that it has eeever been by extreme displeasure of
hearing of. Canada cannot even dominate Quebec let alone the world. Let me list the reasons why:
1. the Montreal Expos
2. the heterosexually challenged Mounties
3. socialism
4. you are not American (or British which runs a close second)
5. your hockey teams either suck or desire to become American
6. Dan Akroyd is Canadian
7. Canada is simply a suburb of North Dakota
8. your chief exports are frosty precipitation, bad maple syrup, and ridiculous accents
9. "aboot" is not a word, nor shall it ever be one
10. your Maple Leaf flag is the most ridiculous national symbol known to man
So in conclusion let me say, that Canada will never, eeever come close to winning another Stanley Cup let alone dominating the world.
Your hero and role model,
the Showstoppa
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hey do we actually say ABOOT????? or do people simply watch too much south park.
for anyone's information, we pronounce "about" like a fight.. as in "a bout" (like boxing, rhymes with the british pronounciation of "route" or "shout"). do americans say "abutt" or something similar then?