[Undertoad]

At the doctor's office:

Nurse: OK, your tetanus booster is done.
UT: Great! Now I can resume my job at the rusty barbed wire factory.
Nurse: Uh, OK.


At the office (happened a while back):

Bill: Hey Tony, they left a box of animal crackers in the break room.
UT: Oh, I can't eat those, I'm vegetarian.
Bill: Really? I didn't know that!