IT TAKES A TEXAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
On a recent flight from Chicago to Houston, a plane passes through a
severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse
when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up at the front of the plane. I'm too young to
die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can
make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the
plane. Then a Texan stands up at the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, toward the young woman, unbuttoning his shirt......... one button at time. No one moves....... he removes his shirt...... muscles ripple
across his chest.............. She gasps............ He whispers:
"Iron this, then get me something to eat.........."
