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07-09-2004, 02:14 PM

Actually, Jane's idea has some merit. It's just not "old cellar" style (cough, cough). It does take some getting used to, though. I thought she was "shouting" at people at first.

My father had an extremely dry humor with a deadpan delivery which I think I inherited from him. People don't always "get" my humor either. A couple of years ago we had a huge forest fire about 30 miles from where I live. I drove through the area after the fire had been put out and stopped at a gas station in a small town on my way.

Clerk: (making small talk) That will be $15.00, so are you visiting our area?

Me: No, I'm from around here. I just wanted to check out "Crispy Critter National Forest."

Clerk: (blank stare) Where's that?

or

Receptionist at doctor's office: I'll need your address, please.

Me: Post Office Box 1234 - it's a small place, but its home.

Receptionist: (Puzzled look)

My friends, however, think I'm a riot. That's why they're my friends.

07-09-2004, 02:14 PM	#14
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Actually, Jane's idea has some merit. It's just not "old cellar" style (cough, cough). It does take some getting used to, though. I thought she was "shouting" at people at first. My father had an extremely dry humor with a deadpan delivery which I think I inherited from him. People don't always "get" my humor either. A couple of years ago we had a huge forest fire about 30 miles from where I live. I drove through the area after the fire had been put out and stopped at a gas station in a small town on my way. Clerk: (making small talk) That will be $15.00, so are you visiting our area? Me: No, I'm from around here. I just wanted to check out "Crispy Critter National Forest." Clerk: (blank stare) Where's that? or Receptionist at doctor's office: I'll need your address, please. Me: Post Office Box 1234 - it's a small place, but its home. Receptionist: (Puzzled look) My friends, however, think I'm a riot. That's why they're my friends.