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Old 07-26-2004, 01:46 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Brianna
... Thing is, he smelled like smegma ALL THE TIME! I never asked him to explain ...
What many people fail to understand about my job is that I'm able to read that and my only reaction is ... "well, that's a lot better than hasn't seen soap and water in six months funk, or major damn foot funk."

For some patients we have this special little bottle of orange essential oil. Remember that scene in Silence of the Lambs where Jody Foster and Scott Glenn put the Vicks Vap-O-Rub under their noses? Same idea, only there's no silly looking white residue.

There are people who overwhelm the orange, even.
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