i'm the one that does the *cough cough* bit. i would never say that to you. now if you said you had hundreds in a 24 hour period... i might ask for your autograph on my copy of the dvd.
one of my very good friends from my bartending days had an open relationship while she was married and then a much more open relationship when she was divorced. the numbers involved there are innumerable. we were all sitting around BS with one of her old college friends talking about some of our bizarre sexual escapades when she patted her friend on the shoulder and said something along the lines of "i can't believe that we never slept together back then" he just had this stunned look on his face and replies with "you're shitting me right?"
it turns out that they had on more than one occassion. her response was that "you must be a average lay. i only remember the really good and the really bad"