I'm never gonna get a new job
Female CorpMoFo: I'm sorry, but we will not be extending you an offer at this time
You: Oh, in that case, NICE TITS!
CorpMoFo: After asking you for a paper copy of your resume because he couldn't print one out because his computer was down -- "I'm sorry, but we need someone with more Microsoft/.NET experience."
You: Why, don't you think experience with computers that WORK is relevant?
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