Guess I deleted the BUbba thing, but this is kinda cute.
Martha's Way
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
The throbbing will go away.
Maxine's Way
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
Martha's Way
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles and sauces.
Maxine's Way
Leftover wine???????? HEL-LO !!!!!