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Griff, buddy, you started on the Bushmills the minute you got home from the polls, didn't you?
Presidential Count continues.
I'm very much enjoying watching Dan Rather look increasingly uncomfortable and frustrated as Bush seems to be winning.
I got my real election return earlier tonight. One of my frequent callers to the nuthouse told me at around 2115 hrs.
Nut: So, you vote today?
Wolf: Yes, Nut (not his real name). I voted.
Nut: I voted for Kerry. You vote for Kerry?
Wolf: No, Nut. I voted for Bush.
Nut: That Bush, the imcunbemt (that's how he says it. He's illiterate and uses some unusual pronounciation), he's taking it. He won.
Wolf: Bush won, Nut?
Nut: Yeah.
Wolf: Okay, Nut. I'll let everybody know that I heard it from you first.
I find that I actually get fairly accurate current events reportage from many of my patients. Heck, I learned about the first WTC bombing from a patient, and I thought she was crazy at the time. I've trusted NutWire News ever since.
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