I guess if he doesn't go for it, I can use "Liberty Dogs" and my umbrellas can be American flags, and I can print the world's smallest political quiz on napkins. I can have the Declaration Dog, the Constitution Dog, the Freedom Dog, Liberty Dog, etc.
Hey 51% of America will buy anything if you wrap it up in an American flag.
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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