Well, to be fair, how about
this (NSFW)..
Now either of these images could have been altered, so you have to decide which is closer to the truth.
If I had to, ahem,
date a conservative psycho-babe, I'd rather it be
Michelle Malkin . This is the woman Zell Miller wanted to fight a duel over.
BTW, to be clear, not all conservative women are crazy. Ms. Malkin wins by defending the internment of Japanese-American in WWII, something which the US has already aplogized for. Of course, being a Filipino-American, it wasn't her relatives who were involved and since Japan invaded the Phillipines in WWII and committed associated atrocities, I did not expect a sober assessment from someone who I believe relies more on opinion than fact. Still, as a non-white far right (hows that for a slogan) conservative, she is the darling of the new GOP.
Of course, like Bill O'Reilly, who had some amusing things to say to Ms. Coulter on her appearance, I'd share a falafel in the shower with either one of them. :p
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