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I am taking a few moments here to be grateful of two things ...
one, I just plain don't get the whole self-mutilation for the sake of fashion thing. I have my ears pierced only because a friend's wife noticed I didn't have pierced ears and started buying the beer. Ten Pints of German Dark Beer later, I was on a stool in the Piercing Pagoda at Christiana Mall with a bleach blonde Vietnamese child coming at me with a pair of piercing guns.
two, my prescription is so strong I can never have rimless glasses, just on the off chance that I would ever get drunk enough to go back on number one.
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