I'd love to get started but banks don't like to give startup cash. They like to give expansion money, but not startup money. I can see me at the bank now..."Hello Mr. Loan officer. I'd like a loan but I don't have a job or anything, but I'd like money to buy a hot dog cart and I promise I'll pay you back later. I'd gladly pay you tuesday for a hotdog cart today..."
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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