I remember a while back Kit shared a few tales of drunken misadventures. I myself have a fairly dense collection of inebriated ridiculousness, of which maybe someday when I am not so lazy I will divulge the better parts.
But nearly everything I have experienced in my 24 years of living pales compared to the kind of trouble <a href="http://www.tuckermax.com">this guy</a> has managed to get himself into.
My gut still hurts from laughing so hard. Brutal.
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