[Ike_is_my_Cat]

I will not apologize for the now defunct post; however, I offer this little gem instead.

Albert's life began to spiral downward at a pace his body was not quite ready to handle. The booze, the prostitutes, the gambling all became too much, too fast. He sought solace in the only thing that he felt really understood him: beer and marathons of the world's wildest police videos.