I wasn't suggesting you actually sully yourself by BUYING something!
Actually I drink so little it's not worth my trouble to drive to NJ from where I live, but I had to put my clarinets in to be overhauled, and I took them to a guy in Wilmington. There are a couple liquor stores on the way, so I may just go ahead & see if there's anything I want to pick up when I go get my clarinets back.