go to a $1 store , buy a lot of those fru -fru bullshit thingees , sell them on e-bay for $5 plus shipping , suprising but folks will go for it .
My wife worked at one of those places for about a year , she mostly got payed in these bullshit fru-fru thingees , i have considered clearing out the back bed room ( where they ALL are stored ) on E-Bay .
It may even make up for the fact that the sand nigger ( sorry on SO many levels ) she worked for didn't deduct enough taxes and we had to PAY this year