MICHAEL HOWARD PLANS WAR!
Conservative leader Michael Howard today pledged WAR as part of his contraversial election manifesto. He said we would engage in a
'Battle of*
Britain', spending £4billion which may include 2-tonne hand grenades and a brand new warship. It could lead to WW3, possibly even the end of the world, say well-informed spectators.
Mr Howard implored 'It's time for action', commenting on Blair's disinclination to go to war again, 'it's completely beyond Mr Blair'. Mr Howard is well known for racism and Anglocentricism, saying 'Surely it’s not that hard for an island nation to control its borders?' and 'People are longing for [snip] this government [snip] to [snip] be at [snip] war.'
It really couldn't be clearer.
Mr Blair responded to the threat of war by saying it would be a 'mess' and he could have organised it much better, although he did not directly refer to Iraq.
*Note - mispelled 'for'