I'm a child of the 80s, so that's when I developed most of my seething hatred for certain music.
"Unskinny Bop" by Poison. When I first heard the chorus, I vowed never to hear the whole song, under any circumstances. They played it in the mall over and over, and I would walk outside until it was finished. Really. Poison is false metal. To this day, I've never heard that song all the way through, and I never will. I hope they're all raped by syphilitic baboons.
Anything from "St. Anger" by *cough* ""Metallica"" or whoever has inhabited their bodies. For that matter, "Whisky in the Jar-O". It sucks no matter what version.
Speaking of Thin Lizzy, "Jailbreak" is also fucking retarded.
"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak,
Somewhere in the town..."
Maybe....hmmm......at the JAIL? Fucking die.
"L.A. Woman" is mindless garbage.
I would put Ratt on here, but their guitarist is one of my favorites. Still, they have the most incomprehensible lyrics of any band, in any genre.
You're In Love
You take the midnight subway train
You're callin all the shots
You take the evening one on one
You're only livin to have fun
You're struck by lightnin
You're in love.
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Lessee......
Tiffany - "I Saw Him Standing There" makes me grind my teeth into powder.
B-52s - "Love Shack", particularly the lines sung by the guy.
Any Guns n Roses song that has whistling in it.
I'll stop now. sorry.
