[lumberjim]

~reminds me of one i read in High Times:

One fine day on a train:

There's a Biker, a Russian, a Cuban, and a Lawyer ( sorry Glatt). They're havin' a fine time talking and hanging out, when the Cuban takes out 4 primo Cuban cigars and passes them around. They are all very appreciative, but amazed when the Cuban takes a few puffs of his, and then throws it out the window.

The Biker says, "damn, son, wadja do that for?! That was a $30 cigar!"

The Cuban says, " well, in my country, cigars are so plentiful....it's really not that big of a deal."

The Biker is doubtful, but sits back and enjoys his cigar. The next thing he knows, the Russian is handing him and the other passengers bottles of top shelf Russian Vodka. Perfect, he thinks. A great cigar, and a whole bottle of premium Vodka. He is again amazed, however, when the Russian takes a couple pulls from his bottle, and throws IT out the window.

"What the hell did you do that for, Ivan?!"

The Russian chuckles, and says that vodka is like water in Russia, don;t get so excited.

The Biker thinks on this for a moment, takes a big pull on his bottle, a puff from his cigar, and then grabs the lawyer and throws him out the window.