bruce - could you look around for the next IOTD...something for everyone.
how about some PETA protesters standing next to a warm grill, with a guy preparing to stab a dog for dinner, and the dog is simultaneously peeing on the evolution chapter of a science book while eating chapters 1-20 of genesis, maybe teddy kennedy could be there trying to tax the dog, and GW could be there planning the invasion of canada...i think that should about cover it.