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Originally Posted by wolf
In America a shed is a very small outbuilding that's not quite large enough to keep your lawnmower and weedwhacker in.
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Yes, and it's also invariably covered in cobwebs. Even if you just built it, it will be knee-deep in wolf spiders in two hours.
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Well, obviously no one is going to give you a nickel every time something common happens, so stop using that idiotic phrase.
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