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A friend of mine, who prefers to remain anonymous wrote this. He gave me permission to post this for the enjoyment and amusement of others.

Hi parents of America,



This is Michael Jerkson,



As you know, I was just acquitted of some really, really bad & really, really mean-spirited charges against me by what was, till the favorable verdict was read, a really, really racist justice system.



Anyway, to celebrate my acquittal, I am having a really big and really fun party at my “I’ll-never-do-that-again ;-) ” ranch.



You, and especially your little boys, are invited to stop in for some fun!!!



See ya!



Michael