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Old 06-15-2005, 04:21 PM   #57
mrnoodle
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That new year's resolution will vanish in a puff of smoke as soon as he drinks a Pepsi can full of merlot and pops a boner at the kids' underwear page of the JC Penney catalog.

It seems to be really hard to dispel the myth that MJ is some kind of faerie who lives outside the bounds of normal human convention. He's a 40-something year old man with a history of abuse allegations and a penchant for exceptionally weird behavior that is encouraged by being constantly surrounded by yes-men and (until recently) unlimited financial resources. He became famous for singing bubblegum pop while performing quite sexually explicit dance moves (grab your crotch and go "woo!" and see if anyone doesn't know who you're imitating).

I'm not sure why anyone thinks he's even remotely safe for their children to be around. They just take him at his word, and don't even observe the circus that's going on around the guy 24 hours a day.
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